Satellite cable technician required for leading role in environmentalist initiative

The countdown is on for this fulfilling role in an global orientated organisation! The position will offer  a generous relocation package, the chance to network with high level officials and an out of this world travel expenses (fully loaded with AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats and power windows)

The ideal candidate will have experience with satellite and telephone communication, at least 8 years eduction in MIT or similar, an ability to notice recycling signals (especially when recycling to extinction) and a familiarly with foreign or exotic technologies. Life experience such as a fondness for chess or old Morse code will be highly looked upon.

Non smoker preferred.

No paper based applications - do you have idea how long they take to decompose? 

No time wasters or schlemiels please.