Satellite cable technician required for leading role in environmentalist initiative

The countdown is on for this fulfilling role in an global orientated organisation! The position will offer  a generous relocation package, the chance to network with high level officials and an out of this world travel expenses (fully loaded with AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats and power windows)

The ideal candidate will have experience with satellite and telephone communication, at least 8 years eduction in MIT or similar, an ability to notice recycling signals (especially when recycling to extinction) and a familiarly with foreign or exotic technologies. Life experience such as a fondness for chess or old Morse code will be highly looked upon.

Non smoker preferred.

No paper based applications - do you have idea how long they take to decompose? 

No time wasters or schlemiels please.

Lithuanian submariner required for paradigm shift in naval warfare

Must supply character references to determine loyalty
Experience with Magneto hydrodynamic technology would be a advantage. 
Willing to relocate to Montana
Send applications to Михаил Сергеевич at Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the Soviet Union

Hovitos Speaker Wanted for Overseas Adventure

39 year old dashing explorer seeking fluent Hovitos speaker wanted for Archaeological expedition to Peru. French may also be useful as would practical experience in the area of firearms, native poisons and snake handling.

Expedition leaves for Peru via seaplane within the week