Lithuanian submariner required for paradigm shift in naval warfare

Must supply character references to determine loyalty
Experience with Magneto hydrodynamic technology would be a advantage. 
Willing to relocate to Montana
Send applications to Михаил Сергеевич at Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the Soviet Union

Hovitos Speaker Wanted for Overseas Adventure

39 year old dashing explorer seeking fluent Hovitos speaker wanted for Archaeological expedition to Peru. French may also be useful as would practical experience in the area of firearms, native poisons and snake handling.

Expedition leaves for Peru via seaplane within the week